I just don't get on with computers ......... all.

They always go......... with me and break down.

As a result of this I find I have to call......... experts to come and help me.

When they come to my house, these experts, they show me what I......... do.

As I watch them, everything becomes very......... and I understand everything.

The trouble is that as soon as they leave, I tend to......... everything they have told me.

The best piece of ......... someone gave me when the computer doesn't work was to turn the computer off, have a cup of coffee and then turn it on again.

The first time I......... this, everything was fine for five minutes and then it stopped working again.

I have now bought a new computer which is perfect because it's very small and so doesn't take up much ........

It looks very smart and modern but I do have one ......... problem and that's because I don't know how to switch it on.